A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she fell down.
> On her way falling down, an American man caught her.
> She said: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life; I'll do ANYTHING for you...'
> The man said: 'Okay then, kiss me.'
> She said: 'You PIG!! NEVER!!'
> So he said:'FINE!' and he dropped her down....
> So she's falling and screaming...
> Suddenly a German man caught her in the air from his balcony.
> She said:'Oh thank you, you saved me; I'll do anything that you ask...'
> The guy said: 'Fraulein, kiss me.'
> She replied: 'Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!'
> So the man said: 'Fine!!!' and he also dropped her down again.
> She's falling and thinking that it was better if she kissed one of those men and now she's going to die.
> Suddenly, a man caught the woman from his balcony.
> She said: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll kiss you!!'
> The man replies: "Astaghfar Allah" and dropped her!!!!!!!